About
GWAR:
The Beserker Blóthar: Lead Howler
Beefcake the Mighty: Bass Guitar, Vocals
Pustulus Maximus: Lead Guitar, Vocals
BälSäc the Jaws ‘o Death: Rhythm Guitar, Vocals JiZMak da Gusha: Drums
Bonesnapper: Bodyguard, Crappy Vocals
Sawborg Destructo: Annoying Nemesis, Annoying Vocals
The Blood of Gods Mythos:
The story of GWAR is carved across the history of this barren and hopeless
planet, but GWAR themselves are not of this world... their story begins in
the deepest reaches of outer space. Long ago, the beings who would become
the rock band GWAR were part of an elite fighting force, the Scumdogs of
the Universe. For eons, they served as thralls to a supreme being known
only as the Master. But one by one, each future member of the band earned a
glaring reputation for being an intergalactic fuck-up. And so, they were
banished, sent away on a fool’s errand to conquer an insignificant shitball
floating in a dark corner of the universe; the planet Earth. Once here,
GWAR shaped the face of the globe, destroying and rebuilding the natural
world, and giving rise to all of human history. Aliens to some, gods and
demons to others, our erstwhile Scumdogs fucked apes to create the human
race, and this fateful unplanned pregnancy would prove to be truly
disastrous!
